DOBlog

If taglines were honest

• iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
• Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
• Panasonic: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
• Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
• Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
• Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
• Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
• Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
• UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
• PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
• Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
• Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
• McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
• Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available